You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
This story is from ‘The Times Online,’ -based out of the UK
A 54-year-old woman from Gloucestershire (not to be confused with the delicious region of worcestershire) was burnt to death after allegedly ramming her Vauxhall Nova (shitty European car) into a slightly less shitty European car. The story begins as follows. Read the rest of this entry »
Here is a precautionary tale for all those celebrating the 4.20. holiday today. First off, facial hair and fire don’t get along well, so stay out of the wind. Second, no matter what your friends may say, it is never okay to turn yourself into a human lighter.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be an ant? No…not the kind that is 30 pounds overweight and cooks your Thanksgiving turkey without removing the innards. I’m talkin’ bout antsssss…the kind that built the great pyrimids (in your backyard) The kind that steal the crumbs off your kitchen floor, live in colonies and look cute until they are magnified 100x and become the predator.
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Nobody had any counter-reviews for my Buffalo Wild Wings Yelp, however, two people did think it was funny! and I swear I wasn’t one of them. Nice. If you need some bathroom reading material, continue on to my review. (Don’t act like there is something wrong with bringing your laptop into the bathroom.)
I saw this story on Reddit.com.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,448350,00.html
A Polish student named Michael Gormek decided to come to the US and study for a year. A North Carolina family involved in the exchange program offered to house him out of the goodness of their hearts.
“Awesome,” thought Michael “I hear the dogwood is in bloom this time of year. ” So, he packed his Polish things into his Polish bags and he set sail for the new world. He had heard such good things about the family he was going to stay with and their beautiful home, that his expectations were high. Life is cruel, however, and instead of the four seasons, he got The Sizzler.
What I look like when I write my blog.
